Last week a degree was conferred upon me

I have been doing some work to Rockstar Games.

Unfortunately this means I can't show it to anyone, even if it were any good

Also, I finally got my copy of Curvy Six in the mail, and I am in it as a featured and interviewed artist. ON THE FIRST PAGE. I WIN.

What else? Hmmm. Did two tiny jobs for Complex... they were a lot of fun, but I am honor-bound to not post them until the magazine is published. Not legally bound as I am with Rockstar, just...honor.

I got a new office chair. It must have been designed for fat people because it is pretty huge. I can actually sit cross-legged in it. Huge chair suits me, I suppose, since the reason for buying it was because a leg broke off my old one. Am I actually morbidly obese? That's my theory. Or it could have something to do with the fact the old one cost about $50 and I used it as my desk chair, dining chair, sofa, and sometimes bed for the last three years.


I'll be over here, waiting for someone to hire me and give me a salary.